The running commentary of my children
“Michael Phelps needs to quit swimming and find a wife, he is too old to be swimming he needs to get a job”
“Is diving safe?”
“They wouldn’t get wedgies in beach volleyball if their bottoms weren’t so small”
“Is swimming EVER going to come on?”
“We would be British if the pilgrims didn’t run away from home”.
“if I go to the Olympics do you think they will spell my name right on the cap?”
“Jumping far into sand is a sport? They should jump past it so they don’t get dirty”.
“Tennis is the best sport, they wear pretty dresses “
“Is that a real girl?”
“Are you going to watch any of these shows they are previewing?”
“You need to have perfect aim when you run that fast.”
“Why don’t they have a world record line in running? It seems like a waste of money to only use it in swimming,”
“if I go to the Olympics can I get an Olympic tatoo?”