Don’t mind me (last person in America to read 50 Shades of Grey)

Seriously, don’t mind me.  I mean don’t bother me.  I am in the corner all by myself for a reason.

I want to fit in.  I want to be like ALL of my facebook friends.  I want to stay up all night reading, walking around like a Zombie.  Forget about dinner kids, eat leftovers, mom is busy.  House?  Maybe it can clean itself.

I really suck at being anti-social.  I was at the pool for four hours the other day and got to page 6.  I really wanted to read it – start to finish.  But I couldn’t stop gabbing.  Of course everyone I was shooting the breeze with told me it was the best book EVER.  They are all on number three.  Me, page 6.

I have a long swim meet this weekend and no one to hang out with.  Maybe this weekend it will happen.  Although I am not sure this is the best book to read in a hot, steamy room.  Full of people who annoy me.   Knowing me I will be on page 9 by Sunday.

Fifty Shades of Grey: Book One of the Fifty Shades Trilogy

3 thoughts on “Don’t mind me (last person in America to read 50 Shades of Grey)

  1. Don’t fret, I haven’t read it yet either. Instead of reading at last weekend’s meet I entered team records to our summer swim team website since no one has bothered to do it for 3 years. And I never watch TV so I never have any idea what people are gabbing about on the latest trendy show. But my house is clean, everyone is well fed, laundry is done and everyone made it to all practices on time with the correct gear. One day I will fit in….Then again…

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