I am a reality tv show junkie. Of course I watched “What would Ryan Lochte do?”. I was 30 minutes of my life I will never get back.
I’m going to be honest with you. I know he went to the Olympics. More than once. I know he won medals. More than once. Beyond that I really don’t know too much about him. Other than the fact that he is crazy hot. After watching the show, I still know that. Any nothing else. I can guarantee that Ryan doesn’t even know what he would do. The show literally made my brain cry – can he really be that dim-witted?
I can’t wait until next week when it comes back on. I have wised up, I will just watch it on mute. I can pretend he is saying intelligent things. Shirtless. I also think he should go on the Bachelor. And Survivor. Amazing Race too.
“Have you ever came to this restaurant before?” I only noticed his bad grammar because his shirt was on at that moment!